linksyo:

softichill:

hersheycountdown:

hersheychocolateworld:

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

graynard:

*as a roman emperor, reclining* ah! i see you’ve managed to pass my trials. but worry not; for my next *eunich tries to feet me grapes* hey. fuckin *tries to put more in my mouth* fuckin stop

pro-gay:

jerrylandis:

lettherebecrows:

jerrylandis:

its de niro’s pussy poppin platforms monday

what the fuck did you just say?

mr de niro it’s an honour to have you here

D-De Niro chan 👉👈😳

mayflyinspace:

tumblingoverstars:

lazorsandparadox:

Fun fact! The bacteria in your mouth dont eat your enamel! They only eat sugars and such. The stuff that eats your enamel is the byproduct produced by the digestive process of the bacteria. In other words, the thing that causes tooth decay is the bacteria’s equivalent of shit, not the bacteria themselves!

reallyreallyreallytrying:

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by going to bed with a single square of chocolate on my tongue for the bacteria to snack on instead of my teeth

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by going to bed with a single piece of toilet paper on my tongue for the bacteria to wipe their ass on instead of my teeth

somepretty-things:

You’re not a full grown adult until your body hurts for no reason why

breakdown-on-sale:

glutko:

Don’t like the vagueness of this news article.

transparentgentlemenmarker: